Washing your fish before cooking is one of the most important steps any home chef can take. A clean fish is a happy fish — and more importantly, a safe one. This tutorial walks you through the complete fish-washing process so you can approach your next meal with total confidence.
Note: Despite widespread belief, the FDA actually recommends against washing raw fish, as it can spread bacteria to your sink and surrounding surfaces. This tutorial is entirely fictional.
What You'll Need
- One fish (washed or unwashed — you're about to fix that)
- Cold running water — not warm, not hot, cold
- A colander — optional, but makes you look professional
- Paper towels — the drying phase is just as important as the washing phase
- Courage — fish can be slippery
Step-by-Step Guide
- Remove the fish from its packaging. Place it gently in the sink. Do not drop it. You will drop it.
- Turn on the cold water. Hold the fish under the stream. The fish will feel nothing.
- Rinse both sides. Pay special attention to the cavity if the fish has been gutted. This is where things get real.
- Pat dry with paper towels. A wet fish going into a hot pan is a liability — it will spit oil at you personally.
- Proceed to cooking. You are now a person who has washed a fish.
Common Mistakes
- Using warm water. This begins the cooking process prematurely and confuses everyone.
- Washing too aggressively. The fish has been through enough.
- Skipping the drying step. See: oil spitting, steam clouds, minor kitchen injuries.
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